Roger, who was 85, married a lovely girl named Jenny, who was 25. Due to their difference in age, Jenny wanted two separate bedrooms as she though that her husband may over-exert himself if they spend the whole night together. After the wedding festivities finished, Jenny expected a knock on the door. And there he came. Everything went quite well and he left her room. Jenny prepared for sleep.
However, after a couple of minutes, she heard another knock on the door, and there he was, Roger, ready for some more action. Even though she was surprised, she prepared for more coupling. He kissed his bride and left the room. But, after some time, there was Roger again, prepared for another round and as fresh as a 25-year-old boy. They enjoyed each other one more time.
As he left the room again, his bride told him that she was quite impressed that he was able to perform so well and so often in the bed. She explained that she has been with other guys, less than a third of his age, but they have been good only once. Jenny told her husband that he was a great lover. Roger was embarrassed of this remark, and turned to her, saying: “do you say I was already here?”